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You were an hour late to our date?

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That's okay, things happen.

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You forgot to make a reservation?

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That's okay, I'd rather stay in and have some fun.

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You're going out with your friends on our night out?

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It's fine, it's okay.

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You forgot to send me a good night text,

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can you please do something right for once?

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You were five minutes late for our date?

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What's wrong with you?

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You were full of-

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You were snoring last night.

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If it happens again, I'm taking the kids

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and divorcing you.