You were an hour late to our date? That's okay, things happen. You forgot to make a reservation? That's okay, I'd rather stay in and have some fun. You're going out with your friends on our night out? It's fine, it's okay. You forgot to send me a good night text, can you please do something right for once? You were five minutes late for our date? What's wrong with you? You were full of- You were snoring last night. If it happens again, I'm taking the kids and divorcing you.