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This is the best day of my life.

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Me and you together

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forever. Now when you say forever, you don't mean actually for So from now until you Hey. Don't listen to that asshole. I'm here for you. See, now this is more like it, but you can't have me without him.

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Hey. Well, hold on. Who the hell is that? I've never met him before. Well, as soon as you turn 25, we're gonna get real close.

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Ow. That hurts.

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Yeah. He gets more violent as you get older. Oh,

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shit. There's my guy. But, man, I don't want any problems. How do I get you to go away? Yeah. You don't. Well, that's not true because my degree will get me a job to pay you off. So That was before AI came in and took over your profession. So What? Yeah. So I'll see you every month on the month for the rest of your life. Oh, shit. Hi there, big boy. Now that is something I can handle being with forever. Forever? No. No. No. No. We'll do, like, three years. Three years. Who

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is that? Is that mine? Yep. He sure is. And you'll see him every other weekend. Oh, and I need that child support payment ASAP. Okay? What?

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Hey, dad. Do you think you can maybe help me out with all this? Nope. You're on your own. Good luck, buddy.