As an artist formerly on Bad Boy Records in the nineties, I was as horrified as anyone to hear about the p Diddy allegations. Lately, lot of you Internet weirdos have been going through my back catalog, trying to play with my name, taking lyrics out of context, and trying to find hidden meanings that just aren't there. Did he hit my g spot? Every time. Yeah. Did he hit my g spot? Got
a crop of new rappers. Yum yum. Now it's lunchtime. Did he get his and you know that I'll be getting my free time. Free time. Man, you know it's free time. And when you're doing crime, real certified g's need a spot to go where they're gonna be surrounded by other real certified g's. And anyone who's familiar with street terminology
knows that shooting up your opp's house can be referred to as freak time. Now if I personally had seen anything sus, I'd be the first one to tell you because one thing too smooth has never been is a liar. 1,000 bottles, drawer full of toys, backrooms for the bad boys, soundproof, no noise. We never have bitch to do a man's job. Got my peace deep inside a man's consoles. Walking phony because I paid my dues last
Thousand Bottles is a classic track about crime in a club. Drawer full of weapons, gun in your op's mouth, seeing clues someone's trying to set you up, getting shot, having a limp after. I mean, is classic gangster shit. If you listen back again, that's pretty obvious. I mean, people are gonna hear what they wanna hear, but, if there was anything weird going on, you would know too smooth has always been an open book.
The man has a temper, and if he explodes, obviously, job gets canceled. Filling holes is shooting people, moaning because you get shot. And, yes, obviously, this type of criminal activity should be kept on the DL. Anyone who knows street life can attest that this isn't some gay innuendo. I can't sit down because it hurts too much. I can't sit down. No play. No game. I can't do a number two when it's all because of you. The song's about a fucking breakup. I can't do my number two girl because it hurts too much. Y'all are starting to piss me off. Next person to try to lump me in with the shit, it's honestly on-site. It's too smooth. Don't play like that. Alright. Now that that's cleared up, my new album, really hard g's, will be available this Saturday on rock