WEBVTT 00:00:03.920 --> 00:00:07.040 No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red. 00:00:39.190 --> 00:00:45.265 Let you turn things on or off from anywhere in the room. Just plug in the clapper and a television, 00:00:45.345 --> 00:00:46.705 lamp, stereo, 00:00:47.025 --> 00:00:49.025 almost anything you want to clap on and off. 00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:05.000 It certainly is a big bun. It's a very big bun. Big fluffy bun. It's a very big, fluffy bun. 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:28.310 Where's the beef? Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef on a lot of bun. Where's the beef? At Wendy's, we serve a hamburger we modestly call a single. And Wendy's single has more beef than the Whopper or Big Mac. At Wendy's, you get more beef and less bum. Hey. Where's the beef? I don't think there's anybody back there. You want something better. You're Wendy's kind of people. Like a lot of people, I'm taking better care of my body. 00:01:29.190 --> 00:01:33.030 Better care of my skin too with Skinbracer aftershave. 00:01:33.110 --> 00:01:35.750 Shaving is rough, so I use Skinbracer. 00:01:35.830 --> 00:01:46.635 It cools and smooths skin, tightens pores. That's the tingle. Smells great too, but Skinbracer's not cologne. It's skin care that feels good. That's why more men are saying, thanks. 00:01:46.795 --> 00:01:48.795 I needed that. Skinbracer, 00:01:48.795 --> 00:01:52.840 also in Spice, takes care of men who take care of their skin. Skinbracer 00:01:52.840 --> 00:01:54.360 aftershave. When 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:56.840 towns feel this soft, 00:01:57.240 --> 00:01:58.760 sheets feel this fresh, 00:01:59.240 --> 00:02:01.320 and there's no cling to most anything. 00:02:39.595 --> 00:02:46.795 I wanna do this. You'd be great. I'll be scared. Just think how glad you'll be when you're all done, and maybe we'll all go to McDonald's. 00:02:47.740 --> 00:02:51.340 I'll be glad when I'm done. I'll be glad when I'm done. I'll be think 00:02:52.220 --> 00:02:53.740 McDonald's. 00:02:54.220 --> 00:03:02.780 Oh, I wish I were already there instead of here playing this song. Oh, I would have a big chocolate shake, 00:03:03.115 --> 00:03:04.315 a cheeseburger, 00:03:04.875 --> 00:03:07.355 and also, whoops, also fries. 00:03:07.435 --> 00:03:10.155 And I would eat my fries myself 00:03:10.315 --> 00:03:15.115 and not give any to my dumb brother. Hands off and mine off. 00:03:15.920 --> 00:03:17.440 Upon my recital, 00:03:17.440 --> 00:03:18.960 he's almost done. 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:21.920 It wasn't bad, I'm still alive. 00:03:22.160 --> 00:03:25.120 And now I can have my chocolate shake, 00:03:25.200 --> 00:03:26.400 my cheeseburger, 00:03:26.720 --> 00:03:29.040 and dulce of whoops and dulce of fries. 00:03:39.035 --> 00:03:45.470 Zest, fully clean. Zest announces a whole new kind of clean. Zest, fully clean. 00:03:45.710 --> 00:03:59.215 You're not fully clean unless you're zest fully clean. Introducing new improved Zest deodorant bar. First, it lathers you clean, then it rinses you cleaner. Look at me. Do I look clean to you? Surprise. 00:03:59.375 --> 00:04:04.415 I'm not fully clean unless I'm zestfully clean. This is what happens with soap. 00:04:04.655 --> 00:04:07.935 Soap leaves a sticky film on you that won't rinse away. 00:04:08.735 --> 00:04:13.775 But NeoZest leaves no sticky film. It rinses you fully clean. A whole new kind of clean. 00:04:14.380 --> 00:04:16.380 Zest fully clean. 00:04:16.700 --> 00:04:18.540 Zest fully clean. 00:04:18.940 --> 00:04:22.700 You're not fully clean unless you're zest fully clean. 00:05:00.195 --> 00:05:00.915 Hi. 00:05:01.155 --> 00:05:02.915 I just moved in next door. 00:05:03.155 --> 00:05:05.315 Could I borrow a Diet Pepsi? Sure. 00:05:06.070 --> 00:05:06.950 Come in. 00:05:09.350 --> 00:05:10.150 Yes. 00:05:13.510 --> 00:05:17.670 How about something else? Listen. If you don't have a Diet Pepsi No. No. I got it. 00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:39.940 Here's your Diet Pepsi. 00:05:40.740 --> 00:05:43.460 That must be my roommate, Danny. Danny? 00:05:44.180 --> 00:05:47.060 Hi. I'm Danielle. You got another Diet Pepsi? 00:05:49.105 --> 00:05:49.905 Sure. 00:05:50.465 --> 00:05:53.185 Diet Pepsi is a choice of a new generation. 00:05:53.345 --> 00:06:01.185 I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. There's a million Toys R Us that I can play with. I don't wanna grow up. 00:06:23.415 --> 00:06:27.495 Time to make the donuts. Dunkin' Donuts are always fresh. 00:06:28.055 --> 00:06:33.120 I made the donuts. We make them at least twice every day. Time to make the doughnuts. Not 00:06:33.760 --> 00:06:35.680 a few kinds like supermarket. 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:37.360 Today, the doughnuts. 00:06:37.440 --> 00:06:41.040 Time to make the doughnuts. But up to 52 varieties. The doughnuts. 00:06:44.165 --> 00:06:46.245 Time to make the donuts. 00:06:46.245 --> 00:06:51.045 I made the donuts. Dunkin' donuts. Up to 52 varieties fresh day and night. 00:06:51.445 --> 00:07:01.910 Michael Martin, I don't even exist in your eyes because all you see is a person's outside. Well, I'm a beautiful person inside, and I'm drinking milk. Do you know what that means? 00:07:02.390 --> 00:07:12.775 I'm going fast in these years. And milk's given me a lot of what I need for strong bones, beautiful skin, and a great smile. And by the time my outside catches up with my inside, 00:07:12.855 --> 00:07:15.255 I'll have long since outgrown you. 00:07:15.495 --> 00:07:17.175 And you'll be history. 00:07:17.895 --> 00:07:19.575 Milk, it does a body good. 00:07:36.915 --> 00:07:43.475 Hot dog, please. Unless you don't add or what? No. Thanks. They got it covered. Heinz ketchup. It's so rich, 00:07:43.635 --> 00:07:44.675 so thick. 00:07:44.675 --> 00:07:47.795 Why waste time with anything else? Heinz, 00:07:47.795 --> 00:07:50.115 the best things come to those who wait. 00:07:50.910 --> 00:07:56.270 Raise your hand. You got it. Raise your hand. Do you know it? You feel confident 00:07:56.270 --> 00:08:08.705 and secure. You've got it. That Sure Secure confident feeling because Sure's double action formula fights wetness while it kills bacteria that cause odor. Be sure of both odor and wetness protection. Get sure. This 00:08:20.050 --> 00:08:49.185 is the Micro Machines, presenting the most midget miniature motorcade of Micro Machines. Each one has dramatic details, terrific trim, precision paint job, plus incredible micro machine pocket play sets, there's a police station, fire station, restaurant, service station, and more. Perfect pocket portables to take any place. And there are many miniature play sets to play with, each one comes with its own special edition Micro Machines vehicle and fun fantastic features that miraculously move. Raise the boat lift at the airport, marina, man, the gun turret at the army base, clean your car at the car wash, raise the toll bridge, and these play sets fit together to form a micro machine world. Micro machine pocket place sets so tremendously tiny so perfectly precise so dazzlingly detailed. You wanna pocket them all. Micro machine's a micro machine pocket place set sold separately from Galoob. The smaller they are, the better they are. 00:08:50.900 --> 00:08:51.940 Give me a light. 00:08:53.700 --> 00:08:54.580 Bud Light. 00:08:55.700 --> 00:08:58.180 If you just ask for a light beer, 00:08:58.340 --> 00:09:00.900 you never know what you'll Now, give me a light. 00:09:01.540 --> 00:09:02.260 Bud 00:09:02.900 --> 00:09:03.140 Light. 00:09:04.355 --> 00:09:09.155 Hold this, will you? So, if you want the less filling light beer with the first name and paste, 00:09:09.395 --> 00:09:18.835 don't just ask for a light beer. Give me a light. Ask them to bring out their best. Bud Light. Bud Light, because everything else is just a light. Strike. 00:09:20.580 --> 00:09:21.540 Small load, 00:09:22.020 --> 00:09:22.980 yours too. 00:09:23.140 --> 00:09:25.220 Maybe we could wash them together. 00:09:25.460 --> 00:09:26.260 Maybe. 00:09:26.980 --> 00:09:35.060 It's on me. Suppose the ring around the collar. We'll use my whisk. Tough stains like this need whisk. Whisk does a better job. 00:09:36.415 --> 00:09:38.495 And when whisk gets that ring around the collar 00:09:39.055 --> 00:09:40.815 Our whole wash is clean. 00:09:41.135 --> 00:09:42.335 Give you a ring? 00:09:42.735 --> 00:09:47.615 Let's stick to collars. Whisk gets ring around the collar and your whole wash clean. 00:09:51.250 --> 00:09:53.970 Between my schoolwork and this job parking cars, 00:09:54.450 --> 00:09:56.130 I really have a full day. 00:09:56.610 --> 00:09:58.050 That's 00:09:58.050 --> 00:10:03.570 why I love a Milky Way. Take my mind off work, make plans for the game later. It's 00:10:03.570 --> 00:10:14.685 great. You get the goodness of a quarter cup of milk in every bar. There's milk, natural cane and corn sugars, and thick, thick chocolate in a Milky Way bar. Milky Way. It really helps me out. 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:21.080 Rice 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:26.360 the San Francisco treat. Rice a Roni, all in one package. 00:10:26.520 --> 00:10:27.880 Rice, vermicelli, 00:10:27.880 --> 00:10:31.000 and this fabulous flavor package. Rice 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:37.625 a Roni, the flavor can't be beat. Brown the rice and vermicelli, add hot water, and saute. 00:10:37.865 --> 00:10:44.985 One pan, no boiling, cooking heat, a flavor that is sure to bloom. In minutes, a flavorful change from potatoes. 00:10:45.225 --> 00:10:48.425 Ripe a Roni, the fat Francisco treat. 00:11:00.250 --> 00:11:02.645 Somebody have any change? 00:11:44.620 --> 00:11:46.060 Pepsi. The 00:11:46.300 --> 00:11:47.580 choice of a new generation. 00:12:17.650 --> 00:12:18.450 Merry Christmas. 00:12:26.525 --> 00:12:27.405 Christmas. 00:12:29.965 --> 00:12:30.765 Everyone's 00:12:30.765 --> 00:12:32.925 asleep. Shh. I know how to wake them up. Come on. 00:12:59.415 --> 00:13:01.415 Happy holidays from Folgers. 00:13:04.040 --> 00:13:05.640 In 1973, 00:13:05.640 --> 00:13:09.960 a small bar served the first light beer. The response was unanimous. 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:30.745 Tastes great. Here was a beer with its own special brewing process. Less filling. It's brewed to be light with only the finest quality ingredients. Tastes great. It's less filling. Today, there are lots of lights around, but none of them are like Miller Lite, and none can match the taste. Filler. Taste great. Less filler. Taste great. For great taste, there's only one light beer, 00:13:30.905 --> 00:13:35.810 Miller Lite. What makes Chuckwagon the only taste dogs love to chase? 00:13:36.930 --> 00:13:40.050 It's gotta be that great Chuckwagon gravy. 00:13:40.210 --> 00:13:43.010 Chuckwagon brand dog food from Purina, 00:13:43.250 --> 00:13:46.130 the great gravy taste dogs love to chase. 00:14:17.435 --> 00:14:21.915 The finer things in life. Happily, some are affordable, 00:14:21.995 --> 00:14:24.075 like Grey Poupon Dijon mustard. 00:14:24.235 --> 00:14:27.515 Grey Poupon is so fine, it's even made with white wine. 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:33.680 Its original French Dijon recipe adds distinctive flavor to beef, pork, and poultry, 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:36.960 salad dressing, and sauces, and, of course, sandwiches. 00:14:37.280 --> 00:14:40.240 So enjoy one of life's finer pleasures. 00:14:40.400 --> 00:14:44.865 Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon? But of course. Grey Poupon. 00:14:44.945 --> 00:14:45.905 It even has wine. 00:15:17.155 --> 00:15:24.120 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. My hair used to have a mind of its own. Then a few weeks ago, I stopped complaining. 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:26.280 I started using Pantene. 00:15:26.280 --> 00:15:28.360 Pantene is really special. 00:15:28.680 --> 00:15:45.315 It's got all sorts of good stuff in it that actually gets inside your hair to make it look healthier, stronger. Pantene shampoos and conditioners are serious care. Our pro vitamin b five complex penetrates your hair to give it inner strength. From the first day, I saw a difference. 00:15:45.795 --> 00:15:48.595 And every day, my hair looked fuller and shinier. 00:15:48.595 --> 00:15:50.080 The ends didn't split 00:15:50.320 --> 00:15:51.680 or look frizzy. 00:15:51.920 --> 00:15:53.760 No. It didn't happen overnight, 00:15:53.840 --> 00:15:54.960 but it did happen. 00:15:55.280 --> 00:15:58.720 You'll see. Pantene shampoos and conditioners, 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:01.120 care for beautiful hair. 00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:02.160 Hello. 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:10.085 Ed's advertising book says when we sponsor sports, our ads will be better if we talk the language of the fan. So I will try to do that. 00:16:10.485 --> 00:16:15.685 Run down to the store for a four pack of Ed's new Bartles and James premium red cooler. 00:16:16.005 --> 00:16:26.650 It is not only a big hit, but when you buy Bartles and James, you cannot make an error. Well, while I realize these technical terms may be confusing to people who don't know baseball, 00:16:26.730 --> 00:16:30.410 I hope this makes sense to the fan. Thank you for your support. 00:16:40.795 --> 00:16:41.995 Pay attention. 00:16:42.075 --> 00:16:43.275 Please. Thank you. 00:16:44.580 --> 00:16:46.900 It's next day there. 00:16:50.900 --> 00:16:52.500 Very nice. 00:16:53.220 --> 00:16:54.420 It's the next 00:16:54.900 --> 00:16:55.940 evening there. 00:16:59.335 --> 00:17:01.015 Very nice. 00:17:02.615 --> 00:17:06.295 Having no choice is no fun. That's why at Wendy's, 00:17:06.295 --> 00:17:10.695 every hamburger isn't dressed the same. You'll get your choice of fresh toppings, 00:17:10.695 --> 00:17:11.495 fresh tomatoes, 00:17:11.910 --> 00:17:14.150 fresh lettuce, fresh onions, 00:17:14.230 --> 00:17:15.670 cheese, bacon, 00:17:15.910 --> 00:17:19.990 and more. Having a choice is better than not. He's next. 00:17:20.710 --> 00:17:21.590 Swimwear.