No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
Let you turn things on or off from anywhere in the room. Just plug in the clapper and a television,
lamp, stereo,
almost anything you want to clap on and off.
It certainly is a big bun. It's a very big bun. Big fluffy bun. It's a very big, fluffy bun.
Where's the beef? Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef on a lot of bun. Where's the beef? At Wendy's, we serve a hamburger we modestly call a single. And Wendy's single has more beef than the Whopper or Big Mac. At Wendy's, you get more beef and less bum. Hey. Where's the beef? I don't think there's anybody back there. You want something better. You're Wendy's kind of people. Like a lot of people, I'm taking better care of my body.
Better care of my skin too with Skinbracer aftershave.
Shaving is rough, so I use Skinbracer.
It cools and smooths skin, tightens pores. That's the tingle. Smells great too, but Skinbracer's not cologne. It's skin care that feels good. That's why more men are saying, thanks.
I needed that. Skinbracer,
also in Spice, takes care of men who take care of their skin. Skinbracer
aftershave. When
towns feel this soft,
sheets feel this fresh,
and there's no cling to most anything.
I wanna do this. You'd be great. I'll be scared. Just think how glad you'll be when you're all done, and maybe we'll all go to McDonald's.
I'll be glad when I'm done. I'll be glad when I'm done. I'll be think
McDonald's.
Oh, I wish I were already there instead of here playing this song. Oh, I would have a big chocolate shake,
a cheeseburger,
and also, whoops, also fries.
And I would eat my fries myself
and not give any to my dumb brother. Hands off and mine off.
Upon my recital,
he's almost done.
It wasn't bad, I'm still alive.
And now I can have my chocolate shake,
my cheeseburger,
and dulce of whoops and dulce of fries.
Zest, fully clean. Zest announces a whole new kind of clean. Zest, fully clean.
You're not fully clean unless you're zest fully clean. Introducing new improved Zest deodorant bar. First, it lathers you clean, then it rinses you cleaner. Look at me. Do I look clean to you? Surprise.
I'm not fully clean unless I'm zestfully clean. This is what happens with soap.
Soap leaves a sticky film on you that won't rinse away.
But NeoZest leaves no sticky film. It rinses you fully clean. A whole new kind of clean.
Zest fully clean.
You're not fully clean unless you're zest fully clean.
Hi.
I just moved in next door.
Could I borrow a Diet Pepsi? Sure.
Come in.
Yes.
How about something else? Listen. If you don't have a Diet Pepsi No. No. I got it.
Here's your Diet Pepsi.
That must be my roommate, Danny. Danny?
Hi. I'm Danielle. You got another Diet Pepsi?
Sure.
Diet Pepsi is a choice of a new generation.
I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid. There's a million Toys R Us that I can play with. I don't wanna grow up.
Time to make the donuts. Dunkin' Donuts are always fresh.
I made the donuts. We make them at least twice every day. Time to make the doughnuts. Not
a few kinds like supermarket.
Today, the doughnuts.
Time to make the doughnuts. But up to 52 varieties. The doughnuts.
Time to make the donuts.
I made the donuts. Dunkin' donuts. Up to 52 varieties fresh day and night.
Michael Martin, I don't even exist in your eyes because all you see is a person's outside. Well, I'm a beautiful person inside, and I'm drinking milk. Do you know what that means?
I'm going fast in these years. And milk's given me a lot of what I need for strong bones, beautiful skin, and a great smile. And by the time my outside catches up with my inside,
I'll have long since outgrown you.
And you'll be history.
Milk, it does a body good.
Hot dog, please. Unless you don't add or what? No. Thanks. They got it covered. Heinz ketchup. It's so rich,
so thick.
Why waste time with anything else? Heinz,
the best things come to those who wait.
Raise your hand. You got it. Raise your hand. Do you know it? You feel confident
and secure. You've got it. That Sure Secure confident feeling because Sure's double action formula fights wetness while it kills bacteria that cause odor. Be sure of both odor and wetness protection. Get sure. This
is the Micro Machines, presenting the most midget miniature motorcade of Micro Machines. Each one has dramatic details, terrific trim, precision paint job, plus incredible micro machine pocket play sets, there's a police station, fire station, restaurant, service station, and more. Perfect pocket portables to take any place. And there are many miniature play sets to play with, each one comes with its own special edition Micro Machines vehicle and fun fantastic features that miraculously move. Raise the boat lift at the airport, marina, man, the gun turret at the army base, clean your car at the car wash, raise the toll bridge, and these play sets fit together to form a micro machine world. Micro machine pocket place sets so tremendously tiny so perfectly precise so dazzlingly detailed. You wanna pocket them all. Micro machine's a micro machine pocket place set sold separately from Galoob. The smaller they are, the better they are.
Give me a light.
Bud Light.
If you just ask for a light beer,
you never know what you'll Now, give me a light.
Bud
Light.
Hold this, will you? So, if you want the less filling light beer with the first name and paste,
don't just ask for a light beer. Give me a light. Ask them to bring out their best. Bud Light. Bud Light, because everything else is just a light. Strike.
Small load,
yours too.
Maybe we could wash them together.
Maybe.
It's on me. Suppose the ring around the collar. We'll use my whisk. Tough stains like this need whisk. Whisk does a better job.
And when whisk gets that ring around the collar
Our whole wash is clean.
Give you a ring?
Let's stick to collars. Whisk gets ring around the collar and your whole wash clean.
Between my schoolwork and this job parking cars,
I really have a full day.
That's
why I love a Milky Way. Take my mind off work, make plans for the game later. It's
great. You get the goodness of a quarter cup of milk in every bar. There's milk, natural cane and corn sugars, and thick, thick chocolate in a Milky Way bar. Milky Way. It really helps me out.
Rice
the San Francisco treat. Rice a Roni, all in one package.
Rice, vermicelli,
and this fabulous flavor package. Rice
a Roni, the flavor can't be beat. Brown the rice and vermicelli, add hot water, and saute.
One pan, no boiling, cooking heat, a flavor that is sure to bloom. In minutes, a flavorful change from potatoes.
Ripe a Roni, the fat Francisco treat.
Somebody have any change?
Pepsi. The
choice of a new generation.
Merry Christmas.
Christmas.
Everyone's
asleep. Shh. I know how to wake them up. Come on.
Happy holidays from Folgers.
In 1973,
a small bar served the first light beer. The response was unanimous.
Tastes great. Here was a beer with its own special brewing process. Less filling. It's brewed to be light with only the finest quality ingredients. Tastes great. It's less filling. Today, there are lots of lights around, but none of them are like Miller Lite, and none can match the taste. Filler. Taste great. Less filler. Taste great. For great taste, there's only one light beer,
Miller Lite. What makes Chuckwagon the only taste dogs love to chase?
It's gotta be that great Chuckwagon gravy.
Chuckwagon brand dog food from Purina,
the great gravy taste dogs love to chase.
The finer things in life. Happily, some are affordable,
like Grey Poupon Dijon mustard.
Grey Poupon is so fine, it's even made with white wine.
Its original French Dijon recipe adds distinctive flavor to beef, pork, and poultry,
salad dressing, and sauces, and, of course, sandwiches.
So enjoy one of life's finer pleasures.
Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon? But of course. Grey Poupon.
It even has wine.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. My hair used to have a mind of its own. Then a few weeks ago, I stopped complaining.
I started using Pantene.
Pantene is really special.
It's got all sorts of good stuff in it that actually gets inside your hair to make it look healthier, stronger. Pantene shampoos and conditioners are serious care. Our pro vitamin b five complex penetrates your hair to give it inner strength. From the first day, I saw a difference.
And every day, my hair looked fuller and shinier.
The ends didn't split
or look frizzy.
No. It didn't happen overnight,
but it did happen.
You'll see. Pantene shampoos and conditioners,
care for beautiful hair.
Hello.
Ed's advertising book says when we sponsor sports, our ads will be better if we talk the language of the fan. So I will try to do that.
Run down to the store for a four pack of Ed's new Bartles and James premium red cooler.
It is not only a big hit, but when you buy Bartles and James, you cannot make an error. Well, while I realize these technical terms may be confusing to people who don't know baseball,
I hope this makes sense to the fan. Thank you for your support.
Pay attention.
Please. Thank you.
It's next day there.
Very nice.
It's the next
evening there.
Very nice.
Having no choice is no fun. That's why at Wendy's,
every hamburger isn't dressed the same. You'll get your choice of fresh toppings,
fresh tomatoes,
fresh lettuce, fresh onions,
cheese, bacon,
and more. Having a choice is better than not. He's next.
Swimwear.