Next in the tank is a young man trying to get lucky.
Hey, hot stuff. Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven. Nice. Hi. I'm Max, but you can call me yours. I'm here tonight asking if you wanna go back to my place with me in exchange free drinks for the rest of the night.
Hot Stuff, have you ever wanted to feel the exhilaration of the honeymoon phase without actually having to get married? Well tonight, you and I can be in love until the sun comes up. So Hot Stuff, what do you say? You wanna out of here? Impressive
presentation. I have samples. And what is this? That's gonna be your classic vodka cranberry.
It's good? Thank you. Yeah. That's actually our best seller. It's all done in house. Look, Max. You seem like a nice guy, but let's be real. I am absolutely
offended by your valuation.
Three drinks for a night? What type of girl do you think I am? You can get any drink on the menu, make it a double, triple Yeah. How were your numbers last year?
Two.
Two?
I went home with two women. Yeah.
Before you tear apart my business model, I just wanna say I had a very serious girlfriend for like eight What is proprietary about this deal? What is to stop me from going over to the next man with a credit card?
Nothing. See, I like the product. I just don't like you. Before you go out, I just want For that reason, I'm out.
Alright.
Thank you for your time. I actually disagree with Lauren here. I don't think your numbers are too bad considering you're a six.
You know, but it's been a while for me, so I'll consider this deal. The only problem is free drinks, not gonna get me out of bed in the morning. But you know what, Will? Free brunch. Can I ask where? I wanna go somewhere with waffles. I do know there's actually a very good rooftop brunch over at Vicky's. I'll do that deal right now.
Chrissy, you literally have a boyfriend. We broke up two weeks ago. Woah. Which is why I'm adding one more contingency to my deal. And he's supposed you and I dancing on my story to make Eric Jones. Oh. Woah. Don't let her walk all over you like that, Max. You're asking a lot, girl. I am a little hesitant just because I think I actually know your ex and like that just wouldn't be very cool of me. Rule number one in business, Max. You gotta leave your feelings out of it. That is a greedy offer. You're out, Lauren. So I take it. You also wanna do the rooftop brunch at Vicky's? You know what? No. I just want the free drinks and the story post.
Would the two you guys maybe considered
going in on this deal together and we can all No. Yeah. It doesn't hurt to ask. Right? Come on, Dave. Drop the Ego Max. You're on thin ice. I just wanna say, like, if you guys knew, like, how much blood, sweat, and tears went into I wanna make an offer.
Samantha? I thought you weren't coming out with us tonight, hair and the dog babe. It's a tank. Anything can happen. You guys are taking advantage of this poor fella. He's a six for crying out loud. Does everyone have to keep saying that? Max, I will give you exactly what you came in here asking for tonight. My offer's way better, Max. Save your money on brunch. Waffles, buddy. Alright. I'm back in.
Woah. Oh, my. Come on. This is wild. I've dreamt about this my whole life. The more I talk to you, the more I realize why I got into this business. I love helping out struggling entrepreneurs like yourself. He's a charity case, isn't he? I will also give you exactly what you asked for, but I will need the answer when I count down from three. Oh my god. Three. Yay or nay Max? Look at me Max too. Save your brunch money, Max. Waffles.
One. Little slices of ham. Okay. My answer is,
do you guys mind if I just step aside really quick to make a call to my partner?
I'm out.
I'm also out.
What? You're playing with fire, bro. You're getting a big head, Max. Don't belittle him. He's already kinda little. Oof. What are they? Five nine? Let him make his little call. It'll only last one minute. He better last longer than that. Nice. I don't get paid until tomorrow night. He's got all his hair. Yeah. So the drinks was fine, but the brunch payment, it it might not go through.
Then you can get the waffle. Son, are you really asking for more of Jenny's money? The answer is no. I am not sending you any more money. Yeah. He would definitely go for it.
Okay. After speaking with my strategic partner on this Hold on, Max. While you were gone, we came up with something. All roads lead back to missus wonderful.
But my offer has changed. I'm for the girls now. I will only go home with you if you agree to this deal.
This has never happened in the tank before. A four shark deal.
Here's our deal. You're going to buy the free drinks for me. At which point, I am going to post you on my story to make my ex jealous. And then tomorrow morning, you'll Uber and meet me at Vicky's rooftop and buy me said waffles. And finally,
I am going to go home with you.
Sound fair enough? This is your last chance. It is a fair offer. No. I know. It's a it's a very fair offer. I just literally might not have enough money in my account to pull off brunch.
Tatiana,
do I have to pay for the Uber as well to brunch?
Yeah.
Max, don't lose this deal.
Would you consider taking a bird scooter? Oh my god.
Legally, I can't. Alright. I'm just gonna have to ask my dad for more money.
Done.
Bottomless the most is baby. Don't let me down, Max. Thank you guys so much. We're gonna do big things together. Stay cheap. Wait
a minute. His friend's kinda cute.
I've been about this my whole life.